I AM NOT DEAD GODDAMMIT! STOP SAYING I'M DEAD!!! STOP DISCUSSING OR SPECULATING WHETHER I AM DEAD! I AM CLEARLY NOT! I EVEN JUST GREW A PIMPLE SO I AM TERRIBLY ALIVE!
Knnbccb newspapers. *grumble*
p/s: Neither am I pregnant or getting married anytime soon - which is what was newly vandalised on my wiki page. Creative, I give you that. But not true.