Blonde?
Ash-green?
Black?
Light Brown?
Dark Brown?
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Blonde.
I really, really miss my blonde hair...! =( =(
I do! Being blonde is not as simple as being Scandinavian or acting like one. It is a whole lifestyle and attitude!
It screams "Look at me!!" and it says, "I take care of my appearance", and it exclaims, "I am fun and girly and probably materialistic, well, I mean, I know how to enjoy life you know - with or without you".
Wow... This might be my most bimbotic post yet.
I don't even know how I did it, but that paragraph was like extremely superficial yet appeared deep at the same time.
Hahahaha!!!
Bonus photo
Mike being forced to go blonde, at least once, for me:
That was fun times in sunny California!
By the way, in case you wondered, the whole "being blonde is a way of life" thing does NOT apply to men. At all.
~ You know you have reached the peak of vanity when you stay awake at 4am thinking of whether or not to go blonde again. ~
p/s: Many of you are probably going to say that I don't look good/look very weird in blonde hair, but irregardless! As I said, it is a way of life, not just a colour!
p/p/s: I know there is no such word as irregardless, but it's supposed to be spoofing Mean Girls, you idiots. Just relax and stop being a prude.