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3 days till Girls Out Loud!

My tv show is starting on this Monday (4th), 10pm, on Channel 5!!!

First episode is Fame, so to tempt you to watch it, here are some production stills taken by our very pregnant (now give birth already) producer Joan Leong.

Rozz and I at Geoff Ang's studio, waiting to get our pictures taken by Geoff the Famous Photographer himself!!

You know how much his photography costs? Like $15,000 a day can!

Check out his profile here, got Rebecca Tan's (I don't like her much) nipples. Ha! Didn't expect them to be so ... brown.

Of course there's also Zoe Tay, Fann Wong, Maggie Q etc etc people, very nice photos!


Me getting hair curled

I had the horrible job of pouring cold milk on Rozz in an aircon room!





I felt so bad about it, until Rozz took my prop out of a plastic bag.... a freaking smelly DEAD SQUID.

I was told that a squid was gonna be used, but I really thought it was this kind...


Like red and curly sort, you know...


But.....


It is sooooooo cold and dead and super smelly!!!!!!

I couldn't stop strieking, and Rozz had to arrange the tentacles still Geoff was pleased, and she tried to put the slimy bastard's head on my head, and mind you the head is damn ugly, then Geoff said, "Yeah let's not show the head, I'm not very big on it..."

A tentacle brushed against my lip! Eww gross!



To see how the photos turned out you have to watch the show!

As a start to the show Rozz and I sat on the super expensive Maybach. I'll update how much it costs when I get a chance to ask Gillian or Rozz... (That's 1.5 mil)


Pronounced as "my-bark"

It's super nice! Limos aren't allowed in Singapore (right? That's what I heard), so I guess this is the closest u can get to a limo.

There's two separate tv screens at the back, and the two back seats come with adjustable velvet leg rests and remote controls and headsets and a lot of things lar!

The only thing I don't like about it is that it is blue. If it is in pink, it will be perfect as my "Maybach Princess Transport".





While Rozz went off to be a dream therapist in After Hours (see previous blog entries), I tried out singing!

Well, I sucked at it pretty much, so please don't watch the show with food in your mouth.

We also had lessons with Kumar, who taught us how to be fabulous...





He kept making jokes about my height, which I thought wasn't very polite since I only knew him for like 5 mins. =( But well, everyone else said he is a really nice guy off-screen. Shrugs.

Mike was there with us during filming (he was here to visit me), and he whispered to me, "Baby, aren't those lady's shoes?" Hahaha... He needs to be introduced to the Singapore entertainment industry.

And Rozz's expressions are always so funny.

We attend a Fornarina party!


Can see Ericia Lee blurred in the background...

Forced to be the hosts of the night, and I was seriously freaked out.

So yeah remember to tune in ah!

MONDAYS, 10PM, CHANNEL 5!


You know I love you all...

p/s: It fucking snowed like a half metre worth of snow TWO DAYS AFTER I CAME BACK! I saw none of it! And my nickname is Xiaxue and I never saw snow before! WTF! What's wrong with America???! It hates me. Singapore hates me too, once my plane touched down there was a heavy roll of thunder and lightning struck really close.
ZOUK SUCKS!!

Kenneth now you know how good I am to you, better be nicer to me!

About to reach home in 6 hours

Writing this in the bloody LAX airport while I wait 5 hours without internet connection for my next flight to Taipei, which is a leg-cramping 13.30hrs!!!!!!!!!

The things people do for love!

Bloody hell.

A chain series of events just happened to piss me off. First, I dropped my carry-on luggage onto my foot. It hurts.

After that, I had to pay USD$3 for a trolley. A BAGGAGE TROLLEY! It's all free in Singapore! Bloody capitalists.

My fucking 46 kg hugeass luggage then arrived (ain't it amazing? It is actually heavier than me), and in an understandable anxiousness to try to get it (after the fucker got lost the previous time. Though that might not be its fault), I blindly asked the man next to me to help me heave it out of the carousel -

Without noticing he is about 100 years old.

He, out of kindness, obliged, and almost died trying. He was pulled several metres along with the fucking samsonite, while I looked on wide-eyed and horrified.

He was thoroughly embarrassed and apologized profusely, while a stout Mexican daddy helped me with it. I feel so bad!

After that, some irresponsible cleaners decided that engineers work hard to design a wide airport toilet entrance clearly the size of $3 trolleys for their sake, and parked their STUPID cleaning trolley right smack where I would have to bump into it.

My carry-on delightedly fell on my foot again. It hurts.

I was so pissed I pissed and didn't wash my hands. I thought about going in again to wash them, I really did, but there the cleaning trolley was, menacingly blocking my way. Yes, so now, I am typing with filthy hands. I think I might develop a trauma of sorts.

Perhaps just to lure me into a false sense of security, something good finally happened. I found a plug outlet for the laptop!

About 10 wireless connections here, but none are free.

But ah! I thought to myself. I have some Lost DVDS I can watch for hours!!!!!! Hooray!

And tadah! I brought the external CD drive but not the wire to connect it to the laptop!

-_-

Very unhappy with a hurt foot.

Also bored.

I attempted to photoshop the photos that we took (which are minimal to say the least. You try to get Mike to try photos! That boy really doesn't know how to pose at all! If he were born a Japanese chick he would be ostrasized by all his Japanese chick neoprint-taking friends), but it just made me cry so I am not going to try again until I get back to Singapore and have more stuff to distract me.

Bah!

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In Taipei Airport now with internet! Bless the Taiwanese!

Reaching home in a bit, see u guys. =)

57 Degrees Fahrenheit

Is 12 degree celcius!!! Today is not too bad, the day before was freezing subzero lor...

In Texas right now and blogging while Mike is showering.

The journey here was one of the worst 30 hours ever.

I flew from Singapore to Taipei (5 hours), Taipei to LA (10.5 hours), and LA to Vegas (1.5 hours) and Vegas to Dallas (2.5 hours), and from Dallas to this small town (1.5 hours) Mike is studying in - with like 3 hours of waiting in between each flight.

To add to that, I was sick AGAIN!

Remember those Ferrari party photos?! Well that night was pretty cold for Singapore standards, and all I wore was Shuyin's satin halter-neck dress and serves me right to get flu the next day. -_-

So anyway, one of my biggest phobias ever is to not get my luggage, and it happened!!!!!!!!

I was standing at the baggage retrival area waiting, and everyone was just taking theirs off, and it's such a small airport, can't be long till my luggage comes now... and the bloody machine stopped!!

And American Airlines lost my luggage for a whole 2 days before it was found!!!!!

Super pissed off.

When it was delivered here, one milo sachet was burst open (Eekean: "Never underestimate the power of hot milo in winter") and everything was in brown dust.

Wonderful.

But other than that, my holiday's not too bad... I wore some covered-toe shoes with socks the first day, and I was still freezing my ass off, so Mike whizzed me to Walmart, where I bought some fur-lined ugly ugg-like boots for $19!

Bloody angmohs chicks here are wearing short skirts!!! ARE THEY NOT HUMAN OR SOMETHING??

Mike brought me to Red Lobster just now, some seafood place. They served crab, but apparently in America they only serve the LEGS!

How weird is that?

Back in Singapore, I throw the legs away!

What do they do to the yummy body and claw meat? That would be the one question I will ask God when I die.

Ok, blog again when I have more pictures or something.

Halloween party at Zouk!


With Shuyin and Wanyi....
Shuyin is an insect-infested gothic looking thing while Wanyi is supposed to be a student.

Me, I just wore this dress I bought as last year's Halloween scraps at $10.
It's disgustingly pointless.

When people ask me what I came as I said I came as Xiaxue.


They not scared towel drop meh?!


"What are you?" "I am a char siew bao."


Ju-on and common English lady ghost.


This Geisha needs an arm wax


Lego man


My fave!

This lady was dressed as a clam and she opened and closed her shells. LOL



$50 City Plaza boots


Shuyin! Look out!



Must be super hot in there!


Oh god the chest hair. SY likes it.


Jason freaked Shuyin out!
He took out his mask and inside was like Freddy's face! Totally unexpected haha


Your boyfriend


Wanyi kept making that face the whole night




Now this guy is truely the freakiest of the night.
Your boyfriend.


I just need some horns and maybe 20 cm to fit into their group.


Your boyfriend


Wanyi's and Shuyin's legs


Woohoo


I can see the girl's face and it's freaking me out!


Hehe... Your boyfriend


I changed my mind about the clam. This is my fave!

Put 3 of them together! PONG! Then one more! Kong!!!!!!!


Your boyfriends


Wanyi is so shocked, she forgot to appear ghostly.


My bodyguards.


Chinese ghosts!


I thought you boys might like this


Hermione? Is that you?!


Swat team vs Hongkong police force!


Hehe kena aimed


Kelvin, Vyasa, and Vyasa' friend!

Stupid Kelvin keep that expression the whole night also. It's damn ugly.


Ann looks good in the devil outfit!


Martin is smoking at the ears.
That's right, his ears is where a normal mouth is.


With a pretty Wonder Woman.


Stop fighting you naughty jedis!


I keep looking at that nose. Fake?

Ok! That's it for Halloween photos!

I am sorry I am so late, I might as well have left it till next year to post. Hope it is still slightly interesting lar hor.

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